Every man wants two things out of life….
- To be famous and to be immortal.
I came to grips a while ago that I wouldn’t be famous. I also suppose immortality would be kinda tough as well. Even with that said I have come up with a fool proof way to do it and you can do it too!
I’ve decided that I am going to add my name into random Wikipedia articles.
In a few years people won’t even question the legitimacy of Wikipedia, it will be the new Encyclopedia Britanica.
So if I can add myself to enough articles before someone notices and undoes my work, I will earn a place in History. Now you ask how will this make me immortal??
Okay it wont. That part isn’t true, but it will make me look immortal, by showing I have been alive over thousands of years of articles.
If anyone wants to join in the cause feel free. Just don’t make me sound gay or anything.
(dammit I probably shouldn’t have said that, now they are going to make me look gay.)
I am an online marketer in Hartford, CT. 
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i’m more than happy to help assuming you throw me in there w/ you occasionally.
the next harry potter movie has been moved back to july
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Ninjas:_High_Noon_at_Mega_Mountain
so it’s begun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Dong_Silver
It’s about time I got credit for my role in 3 Ninjas.
Now I am a children’s actor and a porno actor. It’s good to know I am making people of all ages happy.
You think Long Dong Silver would have worn a pirate hat instead of a cowboy hat with that name. Or at least an eye patch or peg wiener.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Dong_Silver updated
haha that is too funny. I hope that no one notices the change.
I made a change to an article 2 weeks ago and they revoked it a few days ago.
I like that someone updated the Long Dong Silver article to take out the sword sheath fighting part they left my name still in the article
i saw that the other day. your name is in both articles still.